Just two thoughts for today:
Why is the following the best joke in the world:
Q: What are the two sexiest barnyard animals?
A: The brown chicken and the brown cow (brown-chicken-brown-cow)
Because it narrowly beats this joke:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick! Get it?
(Please note - adding the "Get it?" really makes that joke pop!)
Thought #2
I was in McDonalds this morning where I saw a family of Asian tourists sitting around a table, all eating the Micky-D's Big Breakfast.
It popped in my head, "I hope they don't think this is fine American dining"
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Hey Double Down,
ReplyDeleteThe 1980's lame joke thread must be on the other smokebomb blog!
It's a common mistake I know ;P
Double Down,
ReplyDeleteI would wager that poop on a stick is more brown and sticky than a solitary stick. This being said, you should edit your joke to reflect the facts.
Best,
The All-knowing Philosoraptor, PhD