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Friday, July 24, 2009

Why Illegals Should Not Be Let In the US, or Maybe They Should

Well, they have done it again. Those so-called neighbors from south of the border who sneak in, take our jobs, and dirty up our neighborhoods have given us yet another reason to write our Congressman for stricter enforcement, more border control, and higher fences. They have committed a crime, so dastardly even Natasha and Boris would have thought twice before engaging and so heinous they will probably make a new Law & Order episode based solely on this act.

What have they done, you ask?? Why, they have grown $20 million worth of cannabis! That is what! Wait… that’s all?

I take it back. I take it all back. Bring ‘em in, in droves! Give them each forty acres and a mule! They will turn this country into paradise.

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