The Smokebomb

A Snarky Take on Life.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

Hipsters
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Osama bin Laden
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Libertarians
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Objectivists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Riceboys
Circle VII Burning Sands

Barack Obama
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Nancy Pelosi
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Indiana Congressman supports the public option... Sarah Palin orders the death panels to attack

In local Jeffersonville, IN news a Democratic congressman has taken a brave stand to support his constituent's right to live :

LETTERS: Reader thanks Baron Hill for his stand on health care

I want to say how much I appreciate Congressman Baron Hill courageously standing up for Indiana's middle class families right to affordable healthcare.

We have seen medical insurance/health care cost skyrocket, and the worst thing we could do for our grandchildren would be to saddle them with the expense of leaving things as they have been. We know it doesn't work.

It would have been so easy to "play it safe" and just do nothing. Instead of voting no, as every Indiana Republican voted, Congressman Hill got us a bill that provides a public option to provide money saving competition, and improves the exemption for small businesses.

No one claims perfection, but at least we may not have to wait another 30 years to get the special interest groups under control, so our companies can compete in the world economy, and we can get healthcare for most of our citizens. We need a representative strong enough to act to resolve our problems and this is just what Congressman Baron Hill has done for Southern Indiana.

Thank you, Baron, and keep up the good work.

— Joanna Bayer, New Albany


Since no one cares what the people in Indiana think I'm sure no one has read this. However, if they have I expect a full attack on Rep. Hill during the next election by his eternal right wing opponent Mike Sodrel.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

FANTASY FOOTBALL 2009 EDITION: Initial Thoughts

How many of you had Adrian Peterson at the top of your lists? If you were smart you did. Hopefully you were lucky enough to get him!

Here's hoping everyone does well and makes some money. And for those of you who got stuck with Michael Crabtree... well maybe you can still drop him or trade him to some unsuspecting member of your office league.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Inhofe speaks...again. DOH!

Dear Sen. Inhofe:

Would you please shut up? You are embarassing me.

Sincerely,
Concerned Constituent

Monday, August 10, 2009

What your Work-Horse Power-House Stud-Esque Fan Favorite Writer Does During His "Day Job"


It's a bubber-band ball!

Yay!

And I mades it all alone!

It's bouncy!

Yaayy!

And its gonna get bigger!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

And We're Back!!


Back from our brief vacation, I now update you with world news report. Let’s turn to the esteemed Foreign Policy blog. It appears that Russia’s former czar/democratically elected leader is getting down to biznass. He is solving Russia’s problems with good ole fashioned elbow grease. He has went camping, showing the citizenry to forget about their economic woes because they can live off of the land. Don’t worry about running water, you can always swim, drink and piss in the pond. Last but certainly not least he demonstrated how one can build a fire because winter without electricity is going to be a biatch.

What does the Russian public say to this? Hell yeah! Putin is a REAL leader! He knows REAL people and REAL solutions. Well, that’s what I imagine they are saying since as the Moscow Times reports:

“He (Putin) is unbeatably popular,” and, “since 1999…his popularity has rarely been rivaled by any other politician in the country.”

Putin, he is the REAL deal and has proven there is a little bit of REAL AMERICA in every country!!